My stepson, 16, wants to invite his girlfriend
My 16 y.o. stepson wants to invite his new girlfriend on our trip to Spain. My husband agreed but said he can’t afford more than 4 tickets, so we have to leave my 18 y.o. daughter at home. I was…
My Son’s New Girlfriend Confessed That She’s
The day my son Ryan brought his girlfriend Sophie home was meant to be joyful. I had cooked her favorite Brussels sprouts, lit candles, and set a warm tone for what felt like the beginning of something meaningful. Sophie was…
Two ladies swap ‘How I Died’ stories in heaven — and the punchline is priceless
I came across this hilarious story and just had to share it! It imagines a funny encounter between two women, Wanda and Sylvia, in heaven as they swap their “how did you get here” stories. Wanda reveals she froze to…
A wife decides to surprise her husband
A wife decides to surprise her husband, Dave, by taking him to a s.t.r.ip club for his birthday. As they approach the entrance, the doorman greets them with a friendly, “Hey, Dave! How’s it going?” Dave’s wife raises an eyebrow…
Lady Informs Fiancé’s Family She Is Pregnant, ‘He’s Infertile!’ His Mom Says
The air outside Chris’ parents’ house felt heavier than usual as he stood at the front door, sighing deeply. “I just want to get this over with,” he muttered, while Amanda, ever the optimist, wrapped her arms around him, hoping…
My Husband’s Best Friend Came to Dinner
We thought it was just another quiet dinner with Jake, my husband’s best friend—pizza, small talk, the way he’d been over so many times before. But the next morning, our seven-year-old daughter, Lily, stopped speaking. Not for an hour or…
I Went to Visit My Mother at Her Nursing Home
When I arrived at my mom’s nursing home, I was told something shocking: she had been discharged a week ago. But I never signed her out. Someone else had. The name they gave me? Lauren — my estranged sister I…
MY BABY WAS IN THE NICU… BUT THEN I LEARNED THE UNTHINKABLE
I gave birth prematurely, my baby was in the NICU, and I had to stay in the hospital. My husband kept telling me how perfect our baby is. Two weeks later, I asked the nurse if I could finally see…
I get very nervous during pelvic exams…
Going to the doctor can be uncomfortable enough, but sometimes trying to make it less awkward ends up making it so much worse. Here’s one of my most embarrassing moments at a pelvic exam… I get very nervous during pelvic…
“THE MAN ON TV USED TO PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL”
When my son was 5 or 6, he used to call a news anchor on TV “Daddy!” My wife would smile and say that kids live in their own world. Years later, the same guy was on TV. I joked,…