The Husband, The Gun, and The Epic Comeback
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my…
A Little Boy’s Strange Re.quest
A little boy comes running into the room and says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?” The Grandpa says, “I don’t know, why?” The little boy says, “Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we…
Wisdom from the Bar: A Hilarious Piece of Advice
Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys remarks to the other, “Boy you look really tired!” Dude, I’m exhausted, my girlfriend wants sex all the time! Three, four, sometimes even…
When Eggs and Bologna Turn Into Lies
My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I’d kicked him out. He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay. I took it just to get him off my back. Imagine…
Johnny’s Quick Wit Leaves the Class in Stitches!
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher…
My Daughter Wants Me to Take
A mother, estranged from her daughter Amy for years, is faced with a request to babysit her grandchildren. Amy, who excluded her mother from significant life events like her wedding, recently reached out, asking for help. The mother, feeling hurt…
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I am sure it has happened to most of us to forget out wallet and a credit card while out with family, friends, or our partner, but if that “forgetting” keeps repeating over and over again something isn’t right. A…
My Wife Told Me That Our 3-Year-Old Son Was Buried – A Day Later I Found Out the Horrible Truth
Greg and Natalie, former partners, navigated co-parenting complexities after their five-year marriage ended. Despite living in different states, raising their three-year-old son, Oliver, became a constant thread in their lives. Post-divorce, Greg and Natalie aimed for an amicable relationship for…
I Fed the Pigeons Every Saturday until One of Them Brought Me a Letter That Said ‘Follow Me’ — Story of the Day
Sometimes, Sylvia felt more at peace with the pigeons in the park than with her husband at home. The only time during the week she felt appreciated and needed was when she fed bread to the birds. But this time,…
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After a 30-year, off-and-on battle with metastatic breast cancer, Australian-born actress and singer Olivia Newton-John died at age 73. Best known for her role as Sandy in the 1978 movie musical “Grease,” Newton-John also hit the music charts with singles…