Ever had seatmates from hell? I did on a 14-hour flight. Meet the newlyweds who thought the plane was their honeymoon suite. When they pushed their luck, I decided to make some turbulence of my own. I’m Toby, 35, and after being away from my family, I was looking forward to a peaceful flight home. But when I boarded, I met Dave and Lia, two entitled newlyweds who quickly turned my flight into a nightmare. Dave, sitting next to me,

asked if I’d switch seats with Lia, who was stuck in economy. I refused unless he paid the difference for my upgraded seat. He didn’t like it and muttered, “You’ll regret this.”What followed were nonstop disruptions—coughing, a loud movie without headphones, snack crumbs raining down, and Lia plopping on Dave’s lap like it was their private space. I couldn’t take it anymore and called over a flight attendant. I aired their behavior loudly enough for nearby passengers to hear: coughing fits,