A little boy comes running into the room and says,
“Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?”
The Grandpa says, “I don’t know, why?”The little boy says,
“Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!”

I Recognized My Bracelet That Went Missing a Month Ago on the Wrist of the Nurse Taking Care of Me in the Hospital

My husband insisted on having a third child — after my reply, he kicked me out, but I ended up turning the situation around